Happiness and laughter are always free to use and own. Well, we have for you 30 inspirational funny quotes that are free to read.

Don’t just scroll up and down in the internet, but take a few minutes to read these 30 inspirational funny quotes and the 20 funny motivational quotes that we had before.

These inspirational funny quotes will make you laugh and inspire you because that’s what you need. Laughing, happiness and inspiration that will help you be positive and succeed in life. Laughing and positive thoughts are 🔑 for success.

Let’s read these funny quotes:

1. Your secrets are safe with me… I wasn’t even listening.

2. Don’t take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

3. My neighbors were yelling so loud at their kids to clean up their room that out of fear eve I started to cleaning my room.

4. Folks, I don’t trust children. They are here to replace us.

5. It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste.

6. My mind is like my Internet browser. At least 19 open tabs, 3 of them are frozen and I have no clue where the music is coming from.

7. Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it just becomes a soap opera.

8. Dear haters, I couldn’t help but notice that “Awesome” ends with “me” and “Ugly” starts with “U”.

9. Sometimes I feel ugly, then I look at my brother and I’m okay.

10. I love how in scary movies the person yells out “Hello?” as if the killer is going to be like “Yeah I’m in the kitchen, want a sandwich?”

11. Seeing a spider in my rom isn’t scary. It’s scary when it disappears.

12. Love is a loot like a backache. It doesn’t show up on x-rays, but you know it’s there.

13. He who opens a school door, closes a prison.

14. Don’t fall in love. Fall off a bridge, it hurts less.

15. Me: I really want to travel. Bank account: Like… to the backyard?

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16. Taking naps sounds so childish. I prefer to call them horizontal life pauses.

17. Don’t let idiots ruin your day.

18. “What’s your favorite childhood memory?” Not paying bills.

19. Life is not a fairytale. If you lose your she at midnight, you’re drunk.

20. If you say you’re cooler than me… Does that make me hotter than you?

21. Life is a lot like a Penis… Simple, soft, straight, relaxed and hanging freely.. then a wоman makes it hard.

22. It’s a beautiful day to leave me alone.

23. Only 2 things can change a women’s mood: 1 – I love you; 2 – 50% discount.

24. I don’t always talk on the phone, but when I do, I walk everywhere in my house.

25. I am not lazy. I am on energy saving mode.

26. Don’t wait until you are rich to be happy. Happy is free.

27. I have it when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong.

28. They said I could be anything, so I became… sexy.

29. I don’t have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination.

30. Do you think regular dogs see police dogs and think… oh shit, it’s the cops!